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Kids Demotivational Poster

GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?

TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.

TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

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pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!

Kiddie Creativity -

TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am

HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.

TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

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Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??

PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"

WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"

TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm

BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.

TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.76/5

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LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?

ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.

TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

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John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally **** my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


TAGS: kids pets dogs h** wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm


STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!

TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am
What's the cartoon strip called?

KIDS - Say the darndest things

TAGS: kids liberals obama democrats tea party
Rating: 3.4/5

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chickenlittle - January 25, 2014, 2:12 am
Gary and mooooooo, thanks for the laugh!! :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 10:56 pm
LMAO....I love new members, there hilarious.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:47 pm
You tell ‘em, Mort. Ya had me at ‘there’….
MortGoldman - January 24, 2014, 9:25 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:10 am
WAIT until they are old enough to know what has been done to them. Bush's debt was pocket "CHANGE"!
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:38 am
Tree... you have been around long enough to know we don't do politics here. Again... cease with the timmy-like stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:37 am
Take it to politifake.
Treehodger - January 12, 2010, 12:35 am
Both sides are f***ed up. Bush drove us into debt with his needless spending. Obama will hurt us in the longrun. That $1 Trill? Where does it come from? Us. We don't have it though. It helps now, but in the future, BAM! Thank God for Ireland.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
The perfect age to start making them close-minded.
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
PARENTS....use their children as props!

BATTLE ROYALE - Because Hunger Games is for sissies.

TAGS: games awesome violent kids movie
Rating: 4/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:41 am
i read that book before it was popular(it's true i read it last year before they anounced the movie it was recuired reading in my English class)

BEFORE PARENTS CARED - Violence in the games kids played was never an issue.

TAGS: kids games
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - July 27, 2012, 3:09 pm
Thanks for the comments, glad it caught your attention.
ughomer - July 27, 2012, 7:15 am
Sure beats KICK THE CAN, MP.
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:18 pm
Is that a childhood ph**o of Alice Cooper?
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:42 pm
Heehee, I bet his name was Timmy. 5L

THE TALK - Make sure your kid is getting proper spelling education

TAGS: thetalk kids
Rating: 4.21/5

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ShounenSuki - October 29, 2012, 6:35 pm
So~ what does spelling education have to do with the image?
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:27 am
Search in the forums you'll find some helpful tips.
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:26 am
I think I already voted on this poster, but can't put my finger to how much I gave, however, reading jammy's comment he makes a very good point, try checking out a few threads on how to make a better demotivational poster, I have no idea, but if you
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:47 pm
It's the noob effect, can you feel it? hopefully I'll get past these little things very soon!
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:30 pm
Nice poster RD... I'd say the only problem with it is that when you take a step back and look at it are you really adding anything to an already funny image? I gave this 4L after my first read but going over it I'd probably change my mind.


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding


TAGS: cute kids hero reward
Rating: 4.93/5

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Rick69 - March 11, 2012, 9:14 am
This, here, is good. . . really very good. . .

THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.

TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has

HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.

KIDS ARE LIKE FARTS - Your own are okay, but other peoples stink ...

TAGS: kids farts other peoples stink
Rating: 4.71/5

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Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL spyengen, definitely at times... But, I got my reward, by not killing my own kids I am now a grandpa and it's great!
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am
not evan when they're yours


TAGS: kids babies funny breasfeeding
Rating: 3.35/5

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ddh - September 17, 2009, 2:05 pm


TAGS: live for kids in arizona
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 19, 2014, 6:53 am
Thanx, gsd
gsdmusic - August 19, 2014, 12:14 am
Love it! :)
GaryO - September 4, 2012, 9:41 am
Then they learn it still ain’t theirs…..BRUHOOOOHAAHAAA. Thanks CPT
CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Kids need to learn that it aint yours till the old man croaks. 5/5
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:50 pm
Thank you, Lord.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2012, 9:14 pm

love it
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 9:12 pm
Thank you, Mr Hammy…..could be
Hawamleh - September 3, 2012, 8:30 pm
5ls, feels like a true story as well..
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:36 am
Thanks Missy…doubt many will think the same, but now that I have a Miss P comment, it don’t much matter…need a ride to AZ?
MissPriss - September 3, 2012, 10:20 am
5Love the poster...just hope my parents never see it!

PARENTS - They lie to you, because you ruined their lives

TAGS: parents nightmare kids
Rating: 3/5

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LOLOLOL - April 12, 2009, 2:22 pm
UR AN IDIOT, thats p***bear when he wakes up in the morning. He wants his first *doink* of the day!
Buttplug67 - February 27, 2009, 11:15 am
Hey! I'm in the picture! Under the bed!

SPOILED BRATS - the result of banning child abuse

TAGS: kids
Rating: 3.8/5

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 8:14 pm
happyness is BEATING THE **** OUT OF A brat, and having the common sense of knowing not to teach them to use the phone .
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:19 pm
The result of the understand that you are responsible for their happiness.


DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS - ...or maybe you should before they eat your kids...

KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.

TAGS: skunks kids children ignorance fail owned
Rating: 4.06/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm

DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!

KIDS TODAY - Naïve and desensitized to violence Billy is about to find out that is NOT Optimus Prime

TAGS: kids today horror roadkill truck
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:56 pm
Agreed! It's funny when the wife's teenage brother THOUGHT he knew karate, and then he thought he knew what pain was.... He does now, lol.

PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)

TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


TAGS: population overload too many kids
Rating: 4.95/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:06 pm
Thanks Marlygirl. Glad to see that some of my older posters are being seen. And for the others..... well, separation worked for me.
rerun - April 13, 2011, 6:22 pm

rather sad isn't it?
Airman - April 13, 2011, 5:48 pm
our wives must have the same ob
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:19 pm

we use abstinance at my house.
marlygirl - April 13, 2011, 4:13 pm
5L, too cool
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 10:15 pm
reminds me of south park... 5 pool urinations

FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends

TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am
Good one.

FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.

TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L

SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one

TAGS: mean clown blind kids
Rating: 3/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:28 pm
I have a braille computer screen and I'm terribly offended! Just kidding.
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 6:58 pm
No worries. Blind people will never see this, and therefore won't be complaining.


TAGS: redneck parents daughter smoke kids
Rating: 4.31/5

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steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:24 am
@voodoo3535 - it actually is Ann Coulter - she comes around quite regularly for a bit of "squirrel shopping"
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:18 am
@ culos - yea, stupid witness protection program - had no choice in my new identity
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:45 am
@Steph1; This proves you look nothing like your avatar, what's up with that?
voodoo3535 - February 17, 2011, 10:39 am
Nice pic of Ann Coulter in the back.

FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.


TAGS: gacy clown kids
Rating: 4.18/5

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JesusWept - December 2, 2012, 3:43 pm
John Wayne Gacy - A true philanthropist LOL
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
Whoa, this sets a new standard for bad taste. I tried not to laugh, then remembered I am likely going to Hell anyway, so what's to lose? 5 totally wrong lions.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:34 am
Oh yeah. That's the stuff. 5L

PARENTS - Teaching personal responsibility to the next generation

TAGS: parents kids
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - March 25, 2010, 8:52 am
1L for this, then.
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
my dad taught me how to shoot when i was young. It does teach responsibility. You are responsible for all firearms in the room if no one else knows **** about guns. that was my lesson. exact words
passersby - August 29, 2009, 11:33 am
It's an EOTech not an Aimpoint.
FTACHASER357 - June 26, 2009, 7:53 pm
GySgt .. GOOD EYE Dude! ;-)
FTACHASER357 - June 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
5 here from the Peanut Gallery. Both my children have been trained in how to handle firearms. AND, they are really good sh**s! :-)
GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sure she can. Simple as pie. Her parents installed an "Aimpoint" on the rail. Very thoughtful.
Token - April 15, 2009, 5:17 pm
she's probably not even capable of aiming it.....


TAGS: michael jackson children kids ra**
Rating: 3.55/5

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la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
f*** you. He never ra**d anykid so go f*** yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a p****.


TAGS: kids out of luck
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 9:54 pm
You should post this one to Stupid Humans site also..


TAGS: kids cute military nobombs notterrorists
Rating: 4.41/5

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greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:11 am
Japan actually started it by invading Korea in 1910 and China in the '30s. We antagonized them by not selling them war materials such as steel, not by being politically mean to them. They sh** our scrap metal back at us.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2011, 3:31 pm
We just want our homes man.
monkbiker - June 28, 2011, 8:45 am
We didn't start anything with the muslims. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War
Peso - June 28, 2011, 7:08 am
Now that's a first for me. Are you implying that we did something to provoke Japan into attacking Pearl Harbor???
RonE - June 28, 2011, 3:49 am
Not to stir the puddin' or anything but just because we don't start it by physically throwing the first punch doesn't mean the US did not start it. History shows us that we start a lot of this political decisions. Japan in WWII is an excellent example.
WTFO - June 28, 2011, 1:51 am
We don't start it, RL. With the possible exception of Libya.
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:26 pm

...or have to deal with invading forces :)

Dear Math -

TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.


TAGS: kids
Rating: 4.71/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 4:01 pm
Liberalism in action. Conservatives help their children's dreams come true by teaching hard work and perseverance. Even when the conservative's child does not reach his dream he gets far more out of life than a liberal's child.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:24 pm
But hey! I have no hope for the future! So that's 1 out of 3 so far!
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:23 pm
without anyone caring, I meant to say.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:23 pm
When I was a kid, and adults said "what do you want to be when you grow up", I would say "I want to have a dead end job with no hope for the future and then die alone without." I have not lived up to the first part, since no one ever gave me a job.
Zeul - September 4, 2015, 7:51 pm
Effd up !!!

INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.

SAY HELLO - to my little friend!


DAYCARE - You Get What You Pay For

PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!


TAGS: celebs stars kids jesus christ so f***in long lol
Rating: 2.93/5

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verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
ok, did not see the Marilyn Manson transformation coming from that pic

PATRIOT - she supports the troops

TAGS: kids guns funny military
Rating: 2.73/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:41 am
Yeah But on WHICH Side

hangovers -

TAGS: kids
Rating: 4.92/5

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concern3 - May 8, 2015, 4:22 am
funny a 5er
mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 12:40 am
ROTFL!!!!! How did they get that toddler to stand still that long?!! 5 L


TAGS: kids customer service humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 7:34 pm

Thank you!~~Vern is some guy with adhesive ***e on his glasses and a pocket protector for his...pocket. Call me Linda, please. (grin)
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

nice stuff today vern :)

TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one.

TAGS: signs bad parenting kids warnings
Rating: 3.79/5

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thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 11:15 am
I don't see this poster often enough. XD
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:31 am
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
That's it I'm throwing a tantrum!
north star - September 21, 2009, 12:52 pm
The sign rocks! - 5 lions for you

SLIDING - Doing it gracefully is for sissies!!!


TAGS: calendar kids safe never mariand
Rating: 4.94/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:31 pm

I'd say this ph**o was taken in Wyoming, but the background is way too green and way too light. I can't wait for both days of summer.
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 2:47 pm

here in canada we call them snow suits. lots of zippers and b***ons and padding and sure enough, as soon as the kids are in them....they have to go pee.

HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"

BAD KIDS - This is what happens when Daddy doesn't do as I say!

TAGS: bad kids
Rating: 4.33/5

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ashyknees13 - July 24, 2010, 2:57 pm
Thank you
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:39 pm

oh come one...this is really funny. 5L from the noob, nice 1


TAGS: puppies kids books
Rating: 3.51/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 14, 2010, 10:09 pm
This WAS my favorite book as a child... 5L
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 8:36 pm
I think I saw this at a book fair when I was in elementary school. This kind of thing could scar a kid for life or worse...make him a furry.
avitron - March 22, 2009, 10:02 pm
sob.... i had this book as a little kid. d*** you rule 34...
WTF - January 23, 2009, 5:43 pm
Looks like the little b**** is getting a donkey punch! LOL

ROLL DEEP - sometimes rolling deep just doesn't cut it

KIDS - They grow up so fast

TAGS: kids guns blz
Rating: 4.37/5

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TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random sh** at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?


TAGS: insanity kids motivational hereditary
Rating: 3.98/5

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TheSarge - November 22, 2009, 1:14 pm
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
Thanks DRE. I appreciate what you are saying. I wasn't calling you any names I was only lashing back at the person that embodies the meaning of moron.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
Ice, calm down please, look at what you wrote, can you see how i took it as bashing? Dont start calling us names or its only going to start an argument you cant win. Calm down.....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Bull****. All of your comments so far have been calling me & other relative newbs subservient. At what point did I say I was bashing anyone? Thanks for being so understanding , ***k!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
(what Dre said)
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
We were all noobs, Ice... but we grew up... and with less bravado than you. Quit trying to tell everyone what they did wrong until you can get it all right. The reason you're getting jumped is because we all know better. Learn from it... relax... shut up.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
Your lucky it isnt real life
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
especially since you apparently haven't learned from your own submissions that it isn't as easy to make winners all the time. Moron.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
Iceman... you're not a non-conformist, you're an internet-based pr1ck. Nobody is asking you to bow to the powers that be... but you are certainly going to fall out of favor when you try and bash established motifakers....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:30 pm
Oh yeah DRE, this is lfe & death, isn't it?
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:29 pm
...timers. I'm just calling things as I see them. Remember, all of you were newbs at one time. While I have respect for those of you that are well practiced at the art of Motifake, I believe you "greybeards" can cut some slack.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isnt the forum, this **** is real
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:26 pm
Once again, allow me to grovel. Perhaps it would be a good idea to post these rules before anyone logs into this site. Look, I'm not a neophyte to internet forums etc. so I know how newbs are treated. I'm not trying to raise the hackle of the long...
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
Iceman, before you start talking crap at this site, get your feet a bit wetter. Have you ever walked into apub and talked sh1t right when you sat down? Respect is a basic quality... and you need to shut up unti you have made something of quality.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
no problem, its what i do, care to add something Ag?
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Once again, my initial comment was not a bash, simply my honest opinion. And thanks for being our "Judge Almighty".
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:13 pm
Its alright Iceman, i just dont like it when people bash others, for stuff they cant do better
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:11 pm
Well pardon the f*** out of me for not kissing the feet of royalty. Excuse the hell out of me for offending hierarchy here. Please allow me to grovel. It was not a badmouthing, simply a reflection on his past work. While still good, he has done better.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:54 pm
First off Iceman, id like to see you do better. Second, even if its not up to par, and i think its still pretty funny, Ron is a legend, you have no right to bad mouth him. That is all
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 10:52 pm
Not up to your standards, sorry to say.

C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?

TAGS: kids children driving safety funny
Rating: 3.44/5

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The Great Whamini - February 24, 2010, 9:29 pm
It's fakery. I ph**ographed 3 identical neighborhood signs, grafted the numbers to purposely appear to have ammended the kid population down, and the please is painted using Paint. The dates are arbitrary. The scene is from Owensboro, KY.
Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
So many comments. All I truly want to know is where this is at.

LIVERWURST - Your kids would rather die a thousand painful deaths than eat it, but to your cat it's the Ambrosia of the Gods

FAT KIDS - This Bus Didn't Stand A Chance!!!

Ball pit -

TAGS: kids
Rating: 2.59/5

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ZOMGHACKS - December 6, 2008, 10:20 am


TAGS: kids anime virgin loser static
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:16 pm
When I run into 5omeone with this sort of obsession, I like to let him finish and follow it up with, "All those getting laid, raise BOTH your hands! Yeah that's what I thought."
guyfox - February 23, 2011, 1:44 pm
Gundams a life well spent
Cubbybear - February 23, 2011, 9:41 am
I had a roommate like this...never saw him with a girl.


TAGS: running with wild kids humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:46 pm

pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:38 pm
"Mom? Dad? Can Ricky Raccoon come home for tea?"
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:56 pm

We had a pet coon when I was a kid. Greatest pet ever~
spacedog - May 27, 2012, 1:58 pm
Nice one.
maoworks2 - May 27, 2012, 8:00 am
Great Picture.

mother's day card -

TAGS: kids
Rating: 4.69/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:38 am
g r a p e s get the evil symbol fairy's magic touch? REALLY? She's gotta dirtier mind than I do! SHAME ON HER! That girl needs some brain-bleach! LOL!
mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:36 am
Forget the #'s dudes! This is funny! Some people gotta lay sour gra**s, that's all. RL, this looks like the kind of thing my kids would do to me!!!! Even now! They know the answer is of course YES!!! 5 LOL! lions!
GaryO - May 10, 2015, 8:11 pm
rigged? Like multiple addy rigged?
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 6:46 pm

nope...bombed. no worries. it happens. dealt with. and those 'back in the day" scores...rigged dude. totally rigged.
GaryO - May 10, 2015, 3:55 pm
Not necessarily bombs, so I’m gonna say this series of 3s is from one of the old guard, back in the day when 3s were kinda good, like golf/par good.... 5L btw
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 3:05 pm

Greeny - May 10, 2015, 2:32 pm
looks like your fan club came out to play RL


TAGS: kids rules
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:22 am
Hun...you can remember that far back? Impressive! Aww ya know I'm just kidding and/or trying to piss ya off...bahaha...but thanks for the 5L gary! Luvs ya, huggy huggy...kiss kiss.
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 9:09 pm
been there 5L

BEER - Helping fill in the period between fingerpainting and naptime.

PARENTING SKILLS - She's your daughter, not a bowling ball.

LAYOFFS AT SESAME STREET - The union is not happy.

TAGS: sesame street kids bert ernie cookie
Rating: 3.42/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 17, 2010, 11:22 pm
Ernie looks particularly pissed.


PIGS - They never tasted so good.

TAGS: kissing pigs kids
Rating: 2.41/5

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showmeone - May 2, 2011, 9:24 pm
Acey - April 28, 2009, 3:07 pm
And that's how Swine Flu starts

IGNORANCE - Who knows nothing fears nothing

TAGS: clon ignorance kids
Rating: 2.39/5

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brock0lee - August 29, 2008, 12:36 pm
He who knows nothing fears nothing.

ICP FANS - Why applications for summer camp driver should ALWAYS Include "Favorite Band"

TAGS: icp kids bus driver
Rating: 2.29/5
Dustin Marthington - December 20, 2008, 3:40 pm
great picture caption.
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:30 pm
I'm going to pray that 'Jimi' isn't a juggalo.
Jimi - August 11, 2008, 12:42 am
OMG Thanks Frank! Hi Frank its Jimi!

PARENTING SKILLS - some lack more then others

KIDSTACKER - No airholes keeps kids in a quiet and calm state

TAGS: kids
Rating: 1.71/5

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Dr. Jan Itor - September 3, 2008, 11:07 pm
throw in a few toys, some cedar chips or newspaper, and you now have a functional baby cage. Even better, since they will only be able to cry for so long...

THEY ARE JUST KIDS - Where's You God Now???

TAGS: atheist god children kids death starvation hungry
Rating: 1.65/5
Jean-Baptiste Lamarck - June 10, 2009, 4:13 pm
There will ALWAYS be people dying of causes like hunger. If there was no food shortage, the population would grow until that there would be one.
red - November 30, 2008, 2:10 am
oh whah. get a life f*** face
neocon - July 30, 2008, 7:46 am
Keeps the overpopulation in check. Besides, their parents shouldn't breed like rabbits. Have they no shame? Dont they know we need the crops for bio-fuel?
Unworthy Deity - July 30, 2008, 3:41 am
I'm right where I've always been, where the power is, controlling the corporations, agribusiness, big food companies, raking in the profits, and not giving half a d*** about children. You're all insects to me.

THE FAMILY REBEL - I can't believe I have to wait 6 more years to get away from these freaks. To be born here, my Karma must have totally sucked!


TAGS: kids child baby *** parenthood britney spears
Rating: 4.54/5

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Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:10 am
Beautiful poster. And I concur with everything after the comma. Before the comma, not so much. As for the tags, well they just creep me out big time.
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
LOL @ the tags... Take some notes guys. This is how it's done. 5L
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:29 am
It can be troublesome when you are married. Try explaining it to them when they catch you with the ex.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:19 am
Amsome Aggy. I always like to just practice too!
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:13 am
@Bart: I think I'm offended. No hallways here!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 4:38 am

trying to relight the heat is harder that trying to relight wet charcoal in a grill.
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 2:01 am
I'm not sure how people have multiple kids, really. I mean, after an entire human being has passed through...how do you top that? lol jk 5/5
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 1:51 am
i concur, mr. cubby
Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 1:24 am
It's fun making them though


TAGS: lolcats suck starvation kids washboard abs
Rating: 4.46/5

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pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 7:01 pm
i probably shoud feel bad, but i don't. 5L's
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:25 pm

n1 fp...solid
culos - September 2, 2010, 11:59 am
English! Do they speak it! It's Can we HAZ Cheeseburger guys, no wonder the cats beat you to it!

MOM! MOM! MOM! - You're on my foot

CHILDREN - When my kids were small they were so cute I just wanted to eat them up... Now that they are big wish I did

TAGS: kids
Rating: 4.43/5

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SIMON AND GARFUNKLE - The early years.

CARMEN SAN DIEGO + WALDO = - Invisible offspring

KIDS - They taste a lot better with mustard

TAGS: kids
Rating: 2.67/5

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Spangle - March 4, 2010, 9:31 pm

LET ME SEE YOURE WAR FACE - you dont scare me, work on it

TAGS: kids
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 10:28 pm
Youre war face. This is the definition of amsome.


TAGS: kids outsmarted adults
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:24 am
So do I. I heard the joke and HAD to make it into a poster...glad ya liked it too Papa!
PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 7:47 am
Love it! :-D


TAGS: versatile snack chicken kids humor
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 2, 2013, 1:28 am
Lol! Reminds me if an old Smothers Brothers skit. 5Chickens!
chickenlittle - October 2, 2013, 1:26 am
haha that's great!! :)


TAGS: kids school apple changed mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - March 19, 2013, 10:33 am
I hope so...because I still use my old apple ;)
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:26 am
Does an apple a day still keep the doctor away? 5L dear.


TAGS: parents kids love hate death
Rating: 4.82/5

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Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 3:47 pm
Both of mine are still in the cute stage so i am good for now
Airman - August 17, 2010, 3:41 pm
I am going to use this with my 20 yr old daughter real soon.. they will grow out of it, they will grow out of it..
Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 3:00 pm

oh yah 5L's. i have teens so i can relate.


TAGS: water leaks kids love mother
Rating: 4.57/5

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steve1961 - July 6, 2013, 7:23 pm

HANDLE WITH CARE - Because skunks love nothing more than being held

CHILD CRUELTY - Enrolling your child.

TAGS: kids
Rating: 3.55/5

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TAGS: jesus gun kids
Rating: 3.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 18, 2009, 11:23 am
He really does "love the little children"

WHAT ARE YOU - worried about, baby? I swear I won't show these to anyone...

TAGS: picture camera lie kids
Rating: 3.41/5

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Jay Lee - November 6, 2010, 10:51 pm
p***erts are born
doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 12:03 pm
That is awesome I love it baby.
Jmac0585 - July 16, 2009, 9:39 pm
Thanks H.
LogicDude - July 16, 2009, 4:11 pm
Yeah baby, you're an animal...a wild animal...now growl for me baby...work it...woooork it...and I'm spent!
Haarakkon - July 16, 2009, 3:46 pm
Something about this, the vintage ph**o, the innocence, something. Hauntingly beautiful. 5, nicely done.